Beverly Hill grade school

(Beverly Hills second grade classroom)

teacher O.K. children, settle down. Today's discussion will introduce you the stock market. As you may not know, the stock market is the backbone of the economy.
Billy (blurts out) My daddy says the stock market is controlled by fear and weed!
teacher That's good Billy, but some commodities are not represented by the stock exchange. Can you name something that is?
Billy Slush funs?
teacher O.K. Billy....
Susie (interrupts) Fear and greed are an oxymoron, no one is afraid to be greedy, and the world stock exchanges are routinely manipulated by those that understand the economy. Those that do not work for the government!
Teacher Susie! Please sit down!
Tommy My daddy is a stock breaker and he is afraid of mommy and he says mommy is greedy.
Teacher Yes Tommy... now children ...
Mary My daddy is a slush an he...
teacher MARY!!
Mary (tears in her eyes) ...he doesn't even have fun.
Susie Your daddy obviously did not diversify his investments.
teacher Children!!!
Billy My daddy is a stock maker too and he says Tommy's daddy is an inside trader. Can't your daddy come in too?
Susie You cannot be a successful investor without some inside information. Your father is obviously duped by the ethics aimed at the lower classes.
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