Iran to US - Screw you and the Jews!
Jews - (uh oh! hear we go again)
US to Iran - OK let's talk
Iran to US -OK! Screw you!
US to Iran -What is your definition of 'Screw'
Iran to US -'you'
Jews -(phew!)
US to Iran - OK! let's talk some more!
Iran to US - OK! Screw you some more! And Screw the Jews too!
Jews - (That's it! Were goin underground!)
US to self -We are still hoping for a diplomatic resolution.
(time passes)
US to Iran -Remember Sadaam?
Iran to US - Hell yea, thank you! And screw you! Oh yea, and the Jews too!
US to UN - Did you hear that shit?
UN to US - Something about 'you' and the Jews?
US to UN -Well?
UN to US -Tell the Jews to bend over!
US to UN -They already did!
Jews to US - Uh? Let's wait and see what happens!
US to UN - Yea let's wait and see what happens!
UN to US - Well what the hell else can ya do? SHEEZ!
(time passes)
US to Iran -OK! Screw you too! So nanar nanar!
Turkey to US - Cool!
Turkey to Iran-Nanar Nanar!
Iran to Turkey-Screw you too!
UN to US -Let's wait and see what happens!
US to UN - OK but we gotta exorcise our military muscle or it will shrink.
UN to US -30%?
US to UN - Let's wait and see what happens!
(time passes)
US to UN -Israel is going underground and we may not have enough money!
Turkey to US -You jerk offs!
US to Turkey -Here have some more money.
Korea to US - What about us?
US to Korea - Screw you! On second thought, wait a minute!!
US to UN -We don't what to do!
UN to US -That's cuz your warmongers!
US to UN -Hey! These boys are determined to screw somebody.
UN to US -We have faith they will use condoms.
US to UN -Aw for cryin out loud! You built another condom factory when we weren't
looking?
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